You Might Be an Engineer If…

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– an equation was any part of your planned marriage proposal.

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– you have almost fallen asleep in an engineering presentation, but didn’t, because you realized that it was you that was presenting.

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– you admire Spock, from Star Trek, but still consider him way too emotional.

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– you have been told that the only time you raise your voice is when it involves communicating the results of an equation that “proves” how correct you are. (Because that is the only time it makes sense to.)

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– you have spent more time shopping for a TV, and comparing all the features, than actually watching it in the first year of owning it.

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– while at the midnight opening of the latest Star Trek movie, you did calculations on your time to enter the theater based on your place in line and entering people per minute, then took 15 minutes to determine the best seat available with the angle of viewing. (But since all the other engineers were doing the same thing, you didn’t lose any “good seats” in that time.)

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– you have kept your New Year’s resolution by proving that you have made your relationship with your wife more efficient.

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