– an equation was any part of your planned marriage proposal.
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March 13, 2013
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March 6, 2013
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– you have almost fallen asleep in an engineering presentation, but didn’t, because you realized that it was you that was presenting.
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February 27, 2013
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– you admire Spock, from Star Trek, but still consider him way too emotional.
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February 20, 2013
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– you have been told that the only time you raise your voice is when it involves communicating the results of an equation that “proves” how correct you are. (Because that is the only time it makes sense to.)
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January 30, 2013
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– you have spent more time shopping for a TV, and comparing all the features, than actually watching it in the first year of owning it.
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January 23, 2013
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– while at the midnight opening of the latest Star Trek movie, you did calculations on your time to enter the theater based on your place in line and entering people per minute, then took 15 minutes to determine the best seat available with the angle of viewing. (But since all the other engineers were doing the same thing, you didn’t lose any “good seats” in that time.)
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January 2, 2013
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– your New Year’s resolution involves improving the romantic relationship with your significant other by revisiting the romantic-relationship algorithm and improving it’s efficiency from feedback mechanisms.
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December 19, 2012
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– You have done more than cursory calculations of the necessary lift capacity of each of Santa’s reindeer.
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December 12, 2012
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– over 80% of the items on your Christmas list are at least partially described in megabytes, gigabytes, or terabytes.
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November 28, 2012
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– you use a Factor of Safety of 3 for nearly everything in life.